east river drive

the other day this girl had this shirt on that said "pale is the new tan" (which she's wrong about, see previous post) and it kind of took me a while to figure out just like when my homeboy Dan told me I needed to start rotating my medicine ball so it wouldn't leave a divit in the carpet. Anyways I stumbled into this line via the ASF and am real proud of whoever's behind it. You never know. Maybe the dead bird's the next skull and crossbones and maybe the seahorse is the new Jellyfish.